FRENCH COW

This post subject kinda sounds like it could be a put down. Like, "you're such a French cow." Which then makes me picture a really fabulous looking cow that's reading a copy of "French Women Don't Get Fat".

The French word for today is "la vache" which literally means "cow", but I've read it can have a lot of meanings and uses, but we're keeping things super simple. So we're sticking with the literal moos-and- swats-flies-with-its-tail meaning of "la vache".

These cows are not French cows, but instead good ol' Oklahoma cows. My Dad's cows. He started out about 15 years ago with just three cows, one named after me and my two best friends. We were flattered. And although he has a whole lot more cows now, he still has those original three, and can still pick them out of the crowd. I'm still flattered.

La vache = cow